What. The. Fuck Hell. Cowboys??

So, in one week the Cowboys lose their starting quarterback and starting corner and at the end of the week the team is....better?? Days after losing Tony Homo Romo for weeks with a broken finger and Pacman Jones indefinitely for being a nigga an alcohol-related altercation, they get Roy Williams, [The good one], from the Lions. What?! The trade didn't come cheap (a first, third and sixth round pick) but it still benefits the Cowboys. The addition of Williams not only takes away the defense's ability to double cover T.O. but it will also open up the field for Marion Barber on the ground and Jason Witten through the air. Even without Tony Romo for the next few weeks, Dallas will be dangerous, much to the delight of Cowboys stans everywhere.

[Note: Pacman could really be in trouble this time. Some experts say he's played his last game as a Cowboy and possibly in the NFL period. Damn.]