Why couldn't I think of this?! With this simple electronic can opener, you're able to track the number of beers it opens. So simple, yet so essential. Don't get me wrong, I'm well aware that there's no real need for this—other than possible bragging rights—but I still really want this gadget. And at only $7 bucks a pop, I'm actually going to make that happen. [After Lent, of course.]
Purchase the Beer Tracker Bottle Opener here.