Headed to New Orleans...

...and Baton Rouge for the next week. I imagine that it's going to look a lot like this:

Beer me if you're near me.

Beer Olympics. Possibly My Best Decision Ever.

This past weekend I took part in arguably the greatest event of my life: The 2012 Arlington [VA] Beer Olympics.

I represented with @BolicKB, @DougCrooze and Young MJ as Team Great Britain. We entered the contest with high hopes and ended up bringing home the Gold. Pictures of [most of] the events follow, however they pretty much end at Event Three....because of all the beer.


I'm definitely running this event back, even if the actual Olympics are over.

Double Reppin. Team GB.
Event One: Quarters. http://instagram.com/p/N64KoaLHX6/
Event Two: Flip Cup. http://instagram.com/p/N6798xrHal/
Event Three: Beer Pong. http://instagram.com/p/N7kXtdLHd0/
Event Four: Dizzy Bat. [10x more difficult than you'd think] http://instagram.com/p/N7AzP6LHeh/
THE GOLD. http://instagram.com/p/N7otWXLHSO/

If you're down for Beer Olympics '12 Pt. 2, let me know.

These Past Few Weeks.....Whew.

Pongday Shindig. @ Gurry's Crib Out Murrland. http://instagr.am/p/Mj0RFSrHbi/
She be lovin the wangs. @sabbtastic @ the dojo. http://instagram.com/p/MPXPOOrHUH/
This is clearly a whiskey household. @ the dojo. http://instagram.com/p/L82UBZLHQM/
First brew and I TURN UP. @ Quarry House Tavern http://instagram.com/p/LwNn74rHVs/
Jazz in the Garden. @frenchie_hea got them niggafoots. @ Jazz in the Garden http://instagram.com/p/MMZy0WrHZJ/
Wu-Tang is for the Children. http://instagram.com/p/MbJljGLHfq/

And with tomorrow being July 4^th, it's only gonna get worse from here.

This Weekend. Whoa.

El Centro with @beigehaze & @PerryPrinciple - http://instagr.am/p/KC-YSOwASD/ Mazel Tov. @ Local 16 - http://instagr.am/p/J-JbwCLHcI/ Power Hour Remains with @FullCupLover - http://instagr.am/p/J_Y2LqrHTu/

This weekend was just........man.

Kate Upton for Carl's Jr. Damn.

Kate Upton. In all of her glory. For Carl's Jr. Oh man.

My boy Jordan told me about this commercial around Superbowl time but I'm just now actually seeing it. That was a terrible decision. And trust me, it's definitely making me wish I didn't give up red meat, pork and beer for Lent.

Thank you Based Snook and Burger God.

April 7^th, it's on.

Beer Tracker | Counting Bottle Opener

Oh. My. Damn. I. Want. This. Right. Now.

Why couldn't I think of this?! With this simple electronic can opener, you're able to track the number of beers it opens. So simple, yet so essential. Don't get me wrong, I'm well aware that there's no real need for this—other than possible bragging rights—but I still really want this gadget. And at only $7 bucks a pop, I'm actually going to make that happen. [After Lent, of course.]

Purchase the Beer Tracker Bottle Opener here.

Bulls Won. Unh.

Bulls won. D.Rose back. 16-3. First Place in the East. Not too shabby.

FINALLY. THE REMATCH IS HERE.

It’s here. It’s finally here.

Well first off, Happy New Year all. I've basically been on an extended blog break since the holidays but I'm finally making my triumphant return. And for very good reason. Tonight, January 9, 2012 at 8:00 pm EST, my LSU Tigers are up for their third National Championship since 2003 [and perfection] against the hated and bammish Alabama Crimson Tide. Less than a week after getting spurned by arguably the nation’s top safety prospect—and fellow Dutchtown High School alum—Landon Collins, we’re set to make history as the greatest football team in history. I’m aware that that’s a pretty bold statement, but I’ll stand by it. [Trust me, I’ll explain another day in another post.] Regardless, tonight’s the night. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be the shorter fellow sporting the purple and gold “BEAT BAMA AGAIN” t-shirt.

And I’ll be slightly drunk.
OK, I'll be really drunk.

Whether you're going for the Tigers or the Tide, this video should get you hype:


Oh, and about Landon Collins, the battle isn't over. Here are words from Randy Rosetta himself:
I'll take that.

And seriously, could you imagine the Coaches' Trophy in these hands?!




GEAUX TIGERS!

So NY Was Extra Trill This Weekend...

Hell of a weekend in the city that never sleeps. Went up for my guys Jinx and Zan's birthday celebration. It was a blur of Bud Light, Patron and snooks from the moment I got there. Good times.

Next up, Orlando on Wednesday.
Hope Mama Samp has the oven on preheat.

Jack Daniels.....for Breakfast?!

....well kinda.

I mean, at least we can see what vodka would look like in an orange juice carton. German Art Director Jörn Beyer has redesigned packaging for Absolut Vodka, Jägermeister and Jack Daniels and replaced the traditional glass bottles with....tetra paks. The project is entitled Ecohols. I can't even front...this would be trouble.

It's probably a god thing that these aren't real. We all know those kids can't hold their liquor.


And for the record, this is the commercial I was referencing in this post's title:

Jay-Z x Kanye West - Watch the Throne Mini-Documentary

I've already watched this three times. Guess I should've posted this a few days ago. My bad. Highlight of the video: The track with the Russell Crowe line. EGHCK.

August 8^th release date????
Let's hope so.

Happy Belated Birthday, Penny Hardaway

I'm lowkey upset that yesterday I missed the 40^th birthday of one of my favorite basketball players of all time, Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway. Honestly, Penny might have missed the mark in terms of all-time greatness due to injuries, but he could have quite possibly the second best signature shoe series in basketball history. [Behind Jordan, of course.]

And that, my friends, is quite an accomplishment.
Happy Belated, Penny.

Internet Randomness...

I'm on the computer too much.

But I just love the innanet.

American Apparel: Immeasurable Swag

American Apparel is usually only good for overpriced t-shirts, really skinny ties and apparently the occasional amazing advertisement. They got this 100% right.

Kudos, American Apparel.

10.DEEP Video Lookbook

New shit from 10.Deep. Can't lie about the dopeness.


I'm coppin somethin.

ESPN: 30 for 30 One-Day Sale

According to the ever-informative Bill Simmons, Amazon has agreed to run a one-day sale on the entire 30 for 30 Collectors Set for $59.00 if their Facebook page reaches 32,000 fans by June 13^th.
I mean, that's way more than doable. Go "Like" the page on Facebook...it only takes a second and then we all can cop the box set for the low.

Thanks,
Sports Fans Everywhere

J. Cole - Disgusting [Prod. by J. Cole]

New Cole shit.

And it's hot.
J. Cole - Disgusting

Download: Disgusting

Although the release date and title for the albums haven't been released, at least we know it's pretty much done.

Let's see if Disgusting can hold us over in the meantime.

Big K.R.I.T. - Dreamin' [Video]

Finally the video for my hands-down favorite track off Return of 4Eva. I wish I hadn't waited so long to get into Krit. Better late than never, I guess. Check out Dreamin':

If you haven't downloaded already, do yourself a favor and stop fakin.

Atlanta Next Week....Finally.

I'm finally making it back to Atlanta next week. Although it's for work and only a couple of days (Tuesday & Wednesday), I'm mad excited to make it back down to the A. If we consider ourselves friends you probably have my phone number, BBM, Twitter, whatever. If you don't, no worries. I can be easily found at these places:

• Tin Lizzy's
• Morehouse
• Moe's & Joe's
• Probably Tin Lizzy's again

And that's pretty much it.

I'm only in town for a few days so hit me up if you're down for a light to moderate [to extreme] rage session.

Bulls Embarrass the Kings....by 40. EGHCK.

This is all you need to see.

Scottie and his snookup enjoyed it.

Just wish the Knicks would have done their part.

FIFTY WINS.
UNH.