Headed to New Orleans...

...and Baton Rouge for the next week. I imagine that it's going to look a lot like this:

Beer me if you're near me.

10 Days

So yeah, it doesn't look like I'll be making the trek to Dallas for the LSU/TCU game after all [still holding out hope, though] but I'm exhilarated just the same. I think we all can agree that it's just time for football to get started. That being said, it's clearly probably too soon to start with score predictions but I'm putting my first one out there: LSU over TCU 30 - 17. You heard it here first. [This score will most likely [read: 100%] change by kickoff, especially if TCU decides to ever name their starter at QB.

Bring on the Frogs, breh. We have no worries.

Beer Olympics. Possibly My Best Decision Ever.

This past weekend I took part in arguably the greatest event of my life: The 2012 Arlington [VA] Beer Olympics.

I represented with @BolicKB, @DougCrooze and Young MJ as Team Great Britain. We entered the contest with high hopes and ended up bringing home the Gold. Pictures of [most of] the events follow, however they pretty much end at Event Three....because of all the beer.


I'm definitely running this event back, even if the actual Olympics are over.

Double Reppin. Team GB.
Event One: Quarters. http://instagram.com/p/N64KoaLHX6/
Event Two: Flip Cup. http://instagram.com/p/N6798xrHal/
Event Three: Beer Pong. http://instagram.com/p/N7kXtdLHd0/
Event Four: Dizzy Bat. [10x more difficult than you'd think] http://instagram.com/p/N7AzP6LHeh/
THE GOLD. http://instagram.com/p/N7otWXLHSO/

If you're down for Beer Olympics '12 Pt. 2, let me know.

These Past Few Weeks.....Whew.

Pongday Shindig. @ Gurry's Crib Out Murrland. http://instagr.am/p/Mj0RFSrHbi/
She be lovin the wangs. @sabbtastic @ the dojo. http://instagram.com/p/MPXPOOrHUH/
This is clearly a whiskey household. @ the dojo. http://instagram.com/p/L82UBZLHQM/
First brew and I TURN UP. @ Quarry House Tavern http://instagram.com/p/LwNn74rHVs/
Jazz in the Garden. @frenchie_hea got them niggafoots. @ Jazz in the Garden http://instagram.com/p/MMZy0WrHZJ/
Wu-Tang is for the Children. http://instagram.com/p/MbJljGLHfq/

And with tomorrow being July 4^th, it's only gonna get worse from here.

This Weekend. Whoa.

El Centro with @beigehaze & @PerryPrinciple - http://instagr.am/p/KC-YSOwASD/ Mazel Tov. @ Local 16 - http://instagr.am/p/J-JbwCLHcI/ Power Hour Remains with @FullCupLover - http://instagr.am/p/J_Y2LqrHTu/

This weekend was just........man.

Kate Upton for Carl's Jr. Damn.

Kate Upton. In all of her glory. For Carl's Jr. Oh man.

My boy Jordan told me about this commercial around Superbowl time but I'm just now actually seeing it. That was a terrible decision. And trust me, it's definitely making me wish I didn't give up red meat, pork and beer for Lent.

Thank you Based Snook and Burger God.

April 7^th, it's on.

Beer Tracker | Counting Bottle Opener

Oh. My. Damn. I. Want. This. Right. Now.

Why couldn't I think of this?! With this simple electronic can opener, you're able to track the number of beers it opens. So simple, yet so essential. Don't get me wrong, I'm well aware that there's no real need for this—other than possible bragging rights—but I still really want this gadget. And at only $7 bucks a pop, I'm actually going to make that happen. [After Lent, of course.]

Purchase the Beer Tracker Bottle Opener here.

FINALLY. THE REMATCH IS HERE.

It’s here. It’s finally here.

Well first off, Happy New Year all. I've basically been on an extended blog break since the holidays but I'm finally making my triumphant return. And for very good reason. Tonight, January 9, 2012 at 8:00 pm EST, my LSU Tigers are up for their third National Championship since 2003 [and perfection] against the hated and bammish Alabama Crimson Tide. Less than a week after getting spurned by arguably the nation’s top safety prospect—and fellow Dutchtown High School alum—Landon Collins, we’re set to make history as the greatest football team in history. I’m aware that that’s a pretty bold statement, but I’ll stand by it. [Trust me, I’ll explain another day in another post.] Regardless, tonight’s the night. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be the shorter fellow sporting the purple and gold “BEAT BAMA AGAIN” t-shirt.

And I’ll be slightly drunk.
OK, I'll be really drunk.

Whether you're going for the Tigers or the Tide, this video should get you hype:


Oh, and about Landon Collins, the battle isn't over. Here are words from Randy Rosetta himself:
I'll take that.

And seriously, could you imagine the Coaches' Trophy in these hands?!




GEAUX TIGERS!

TODAY IS A HUGE DAY.

This guy's face pretty much explains it all:
I've been looking forward to November 5th for quite some time. And for very good reason. We finally have the LSU/Bama showdown that we've been waiting for. It goes without saying that we hate each other literally every time we play but a #1 vs. #2 match-up only fuels the fire.

In addition the Game of the Year, we also have Party of all Parties: N*ggas In Paris [A Birthday Celebration]. Fresh off the DC leg of the Watch the Throne Tour [pictures coming soon], we have a Parisian-themed birthday party for my good friend Victoria and myself. Oh man, it's gonna be a hell of a day.

Oh yea, about the game. I'm looking forward to a surprisingly dominant Tigers victory. Can't wait to see my Bama fan friends and hit em with the:

Geaux Tigers!

Jack Daniels.....for Breakfast?!

....well kinda.

I mean, at least we can see what vodka would look like in an orange juice carton. German Art Director Jörn Beyer has redesigned packaging for Absolut Vodka, Jägermeister and Jack Daniels and replaced the traditional glass bottles with....tetra paks. The project is entitled Ecohols. I can't even front...this would be trouble.

It's probably a god thing that these aren't real. We all know those kids can't hold their liquor.


And for the record, this is the commercial I was referencing in this post's title:

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Let's make it a good one, people.

Tacos y cerveza on U Street, anyone??

Cold Beer?? Check.

It's football season.

So by default that also makes it beer season. This invention is the perfect addition to any tailgate or house party. It's a beer caddy that's made completely of ice. Yea, just ice. I mean, it's not easy to carry and it's eventually gonna melt but it's still pretty dope. Check it out.
I mean....I want one.

For real.

Dos Equis x Kaws

First off, shouts to my man Franchise over at Brand Franchise for the heads up on these Kaws-designed beer bottles for Dos Equis. Not only is are the bottles extra dope, but Dos Equis is one of my favorite beers. Check out this promo video for the beer:


Extra dope.

I know what I'll be drinking in September.

200 Beers in 80 Seconds....Sheesh.

This is amazing for too many reasons to list here. Somebody needs to beer this man.


Shouts to Dewey for the find.

Happy Thanksgiving x New Lupe Fiasco

Enjoy today with family, friends, turkey, beer and all the desserts you can.

Oh, and if you get a chance, you should really check this out out.

Lupe Fiasco - Enemy of the State Mixtape
Download here

Shouts to @RASTruly for the link.

Aight, back to the turkey, family and all that. Killa.

Alternate Links:
Usershare
Usershare 2

BEER THAT MAN: Shannon Brown

So, Preseason NBA basketball started recently and I had yet to catch a game. Luckily, my boy @TheRealFlyGuy sent me a link to catch the Lakers/Warriors game. I haven't been much of a Lakers fan since Shaq left but I am a big Kobe stan fan. Kobe balled like he usually does but the play of the night came when Chris, I mean Shannon Brown posterized Mikki Moore. Just watch:

Vicious. And I can't say I didn't see it coming. It's 2009, this dude's name is Mikki and he has dreads.

Being in the NBA and having dreads is making a firm decision not to be good.

Please see example above.

Super Blown...Plus, a Random Beer Pong Video

I'm actually super blown right now. I wrote this sick ass entry about this past weekend's football games but when I got to my blog today I saw that it never posted. Damn. Everything from the weekend has been discussed on Around the Horn, PTI, Twitter and in front of Jazzman's so it's too late to post now. So to make up for this weekend's debacle, I'll just post this random video of amazing Beer Pong tricks. It's worth the watch. Ariiiiite.Everybody in the video deserves one of these:
[Note: Shout out to @JC_Smooth for the vid.]

Music of the Moment coming soon...

This Could Only Happen to ME...

So, I decided [after weeks and weeks of binge drinking on a daily basis] to give up beer for a month. I know, it's only beer and yeah, it's only a month. Should be no problem right?? Wrong. I started this little experiment this past Sunday [August 23] so I'm pretty much just getting started. But check THIS shit out: On Monday night [August 24] I went to my usual Monday night spot with @Pbbt and we just finished our food and got our checks. I signed mine and gave it to the waitress when I got tapped on the shoulder by this random dude [nh]. I wondered what he could possibly want and when I turned around he said, "Hey man, my friends and I bought too many beers and we're about to leave so if you guys want these, you can have em." I couldn't believe it. I give up beer for ONE DAY and people are already offering me FREE BEER. Wheredeydodatat?????? I was able to reluctantly decline these but if people are giving beer AWAY, then it might be hard to make it 30 days. Smh.

Why u wanna give away free beer mangggg?????

Cerverza, Por Favor....

Yeah, it's Cinco de Mayo and I'm done with finals. You know what that means. Tacos y cerveza y tequila = El Oww. Tonight should be a blast even though not every one is finished yet. It's definitely the drinker's holiday, so we must celebrate. We have plans for the night but I'm not sure if we should hit Chipotle during the day or hit an authentic Mexican restaurant. Any suggestions?? Oh well, Viva La Mexico y Feliz Cinco de Mayo. Hopefully the night ends up looking like this:
Well, everyone have fun tonight, because I know I will. But be safe too; don't take it too far....esta que ella dice.
El owwwwww.
[Note: This video isn't even Mexican or about a Mexican story, but it sounds like it. And Sublime is the shit...oh, and Deebo is in it. Fuckin Sancho.]