Watch Out Snuggie. It's the...Necky???

Seriously, what will they think of next?? This really looks like the Scarf Edition Snuggie and it's just as weird. It's like part-bib, part-turtleneck and overall ridiculous. But at least it protects you from "chilly gaps and gaping holes." hahaha Ladies and gentlemen, I present, The Necky.
Gimme dat Necky??
FOH.

Proof that people will buy anything.

[Note: Shouts to Dooby Brain for the vid.]

Keep F--kin That Chicken...

Found this video randomly on YouTube yesterday since got to work from home due to the Atlanta flood [Which was wild.] Anyway, check out this video from New York reporter, Ernie Anastos. It's quite hilarious. Just look at the woman's face at 0:07.

And it would be on Fox News, huh?
Smh.

I Mean, AirTran Might Be Dope...

Some early-morning Twittering led me to an online article in the ajc via @necolebitchie that said that AirTran Airways plans to be the first airline to offer free high speed internet access on every flight. The article also said that the airline plans to be in full effect by the end of July. Whoa. That's dope right?? So for people like me, that need the internet to BREATHE, those long flights won't be so bad anymore. I'm trying to check out the flight schedule now.

Now these x-fare flights are gonna be extra wavy. Owwwwwwww.

[Note: I just read elsewhere that the service won't be free. Fuck. Still dope though.]

Don't Believe the [Chicken] Hype...

So everyone [literally everyone] has heard about the coupon for the free grilled chicken at KFC that Oprah sponsored. I mean, black people everywhere heard about it and they were like:Yeah, sounds all good right?? Wrong. And I'm not even speaking on the arguing, fighting and even riots that have occurred over the chicken; I think there might be an even bigger issue. I know people have seen Undercover Brother and if you have, I know you remember en The Man's plan to use fried chicken to distribute a mind-controlling drug to the black population. ↓ ↓
Hmm. Not so far fetched now is it??

Who knows what could be behind this nation-wide free chicken campaign??
It might be as bad as the chicken causing everyone who eats it to turn into chicken-craving zombies or something. Who knows?? It's been insane around here. The KFC by my crib had a line of cars more than half a mile down the road. People were even parking their cars on Cascade and walking all the way to KFC to wait in a lobby packed with people. The one by campus had to limit the deal to dark meat and only mashed potatoes. Today at Wal-Mart this dude even tried to sell me his coupons for a dollar apiece since you can't download them anymore. This is wild. I've decided not to take part in this whole free chicken thing. It's weirding me out too much. I might end up on May 20th as the last unzombified person alive!

I mean, stranger things have happened.
Wait, no they haven't. But still.

[Note: And why did it have to be KFC?? Why couldn't Oprah give America free Subway for two weeks?? Hmm...Owwuch.]

Back Like I Never Left/The Season Ends...

Sorry for the brief hiatus, school's really been kicking in. But it's almost over....forever.

My Bulls ended up losing to the Celtics in Game 7 in Boston. Damn. We really played well throughout the series and it sucked to go out like this. Ben Gordon had a big 33 to lead all scorers but it wasn't enough. During the playoffs D.Rose played beyond his years and the Miller/Salmons trade proved to be really big for us. The worst part of the whole thing might be that had we gotten past Boston, we would have had a real chance to beat Orlando in the second round. wtf. I'm disappointed we had to go out like this, but after the greatest series in NBA Playoff history, I can't be too mad.

Oh wait, yeah I can.
Fuck Boston.

Now I don't have to watch any basketball until Kobe vs. Lebron in the Finals. Uh oh.


vs.


I'm crossing my fingers.

Wtf: Sports Edition

Yo, wtf??

On the eve of Playoff Basketball, the sports world is a little crazy right now. I'll elaborate.

First off, Isaiah Thomas has decided to take the head coach position at Florida International. Florida International?? Word??? That's the best you could get Isaiah?? When I first heard this, I immediately thought it was curtains for Isaiah Thomas. And then I heard something today that confirmed it: He's working for free next season. $0 dollars. So this new coaching gig is basically a glorified internship. Isaiah Thomas has an internship to be the head coach at Florida International. Wow.

In other nutty sports news....Greg Paulus, the former staring point guard for the Duke Blue Devils, had work out with the last week. He just finished his fourth year at Duke and I guess he missed his old pastime. Paulus was a standout football player in high school and he was even named the 2004 Gatorade Football Player of the Year....but he hasn't played in four years. And definitely not on a professional level. And yesterday he even met with Michigan football coach about possibly playing for the Wolverines this year. Crazy. But stranger things have happened.

[Note: Playoffs start Saturdayyy. Oh shit. The NBA Playoffs Beer Pong: Where Real Amazing Happens.]

I Mean, Really Though Brian Dawkins???

I don't know if you heard about this fucking idiot, but check it out. So apparently, this guy Dan Leone, who works worked for the Philadelphia Eagles, is like the biggest Eagles fan ever. And when the Birds lost Brian Dawkins to the Broncos earlier in the year, he took it kind of hard and decided to write about it...on Facebook. His status was something along the lines of "Dan is [fucking] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver...Dam Eagles R Retarted!!" Of course the Eagles fired his ass the same day and he was left jobless. Awwww. I'm almost sure that none of this story is new to you. The new part is that Brian Dawkins has decided to help Leone out with his current situation. "How?" you ask? Not by getting him rehired. Not by getting him a job with the Denver Broncos. Not by getting him season tickets. But by giving him two tickets to the Eagles/Broncos game this coming season. Wtf Brian Dawkins??

This is the best you could do?? I understand that you didn't make him say these things, but the man got fired defending you. Two tickets aren't really gonna help him out at this point. But I guess it's more than nothing. Brian Dawkins is still one of my favorite safeties ever, and he should have never been traded in the first place. I guess Leone will stay off Facebook the next time the Eagles make cutbacks. Come on.

Preseason Baseball Is Like Watching Paint Dry

It really is.

I hate it and wish it would go away.

162+ games of this shit??

Damn I miss College Football.

Iverson Got Rid of the Braids...Anything is Possible.

Nobody was as shocked as I was to catch A.I. rockin the fresh cut tonight for the All Star game. Whoa. Next thing you know, he's gonna start going to practice. [Practice??]

And it looks like he's rockin that Stephon Marbury G-Tech cut.
Just not by choice.

Damn. The Bulls Can't Catch a Break...

We really can't.
It's bad enough that we're sitting on a 23-30 record going into the All-Star break but last night's loss to the Heat was the worst. Ben Gordon, who is one of the most under-appreciated players in the league, dropped 34 last night...in an L. Last night was a heartbreaker. The Bulls had the ball with less than 4 seconds left in a tie game....sure to at least make it to overtime right??? Just peep:

This is how I looked as the game changed from definite overtime, to a heartbreaking loss: Chicago falls again.

Excuse me while I get my Dana Jacobson on.

Wtf Kanye...?? Pt. 2

So less than a week since I posted this about Kanye for a huge mohawk/fro/mullet infraction, he's done something else. This time it might actually be worse. A picture has surfaced with Kanye and some of his "friends" in what might be seen as fucking questionable clothing. I think that I have some grasp of fashion, but this is EXTREME. I don't really know what's getting into Kanye as of late, but I hope I don't have to excommunicate him like I'm about to do Lil Wayne. [Note: Wayne's about two weeks away from a tongue ring. Nasty.] Anyway, I hope Kanye stops wylin in time to release Good Ass Job before graduation.

Seriously.
Just like last time, when I saw this I said:

Wtf Kanye...??

Wtf Kanye...??

So my roommate told me about Kanye's mohawk/fro/mullet concoction that he's sporting nowadays and I had to check it for myself. Now I usually agree blindly with all things Kanye/Jay/Kobe/Lebron, but this one was too much. Come on Kanye...

I am not feeling this hair and it's damn near impossible to defend him on this one. As soon as I saw it I did this:

Wtf Kanye...??