Wizards Get the First Pick. DC is Wallin'

THAT ↑↑ lady is Irene Pollin. That is also her face after her late husband's Washington Wizards secured the #1 pick in the upcoming NBA Draft. It should come as no secret on who I think they should take: John Motherf'ing Wall. It's a no-brainer. You take the guy with the dance every time.
He even had Wilbon and the boys doing it. ↓↓So just like with the Antoine Walker Shimmy Dance, I was forced to post the funniest of the internet's John Wall Photoshopped photos. They are quite hilarious:






Click this one ↓↓
But I guess since the luck was against the New Jersey Nets and they didn't get the first pick, the funniest of all the pictures is this one:
Sorry Jerz.

If John Wall doesn't go #1, something's wrong.

awr's March Madness Breakdown: East

Yes. I'm finally blogging about March Madness. Work has been crazier than ever but I'm finally back. And it's the perfect time. This year is bound to be one of the most unpredictable tournaments in a very long time, so no picks are really too far-fetched. Since I'm participating in like 5 different brackets, I'm only going to post my finalist in each region, my upsets and my team to watch. That might be too much already but whatever. So here's my breakdown of the East:

• East Region Finalist: Kentucky

Even though experience might the most important thing to have going into the tourney, sheer talent might be a close second. I'm looking for the combo of Wall, Cousins and Bledsoe to be the best young tourney team since Melo and the boys in 2003.

• Upset: Cornell over Temple

Most years this seems like a crazy pick but this year is unlike any other. Cornell has a pretty decent game inside and out, highlighted by .434 three point percentage. Hey, you gotta pick upsets somewhere.

• Team to Watch: West Virginia

Really, it's player to watch. Da'Sean Butler has been getting BUSY all year and he pretty much singlehandedly won huge games in the Big East Championship twice. That leads me to believe that if placed in a similar spot in the tourney, he could make it happen again.

I'm not sure what it is but I'm in a really good mood. I always do well in March Madness and some of these brackets are for $$$. Welp, must be the money!

Midwest Region up next!