Where Were We??

The last 6 months have arguably been some of the busiest and most trying, although most successful months of my life. And for that, I'm grateful. A new city, new job, new crib, everything. Totally blessed and really excited with everything. With that being said, it's time to get back to business. The business is blogging and business is....slow. Well it has been. I'm turning it around today. With so many big things going on in my life, it's only right. So, I'm back.

Time to celebrate.
Ariiiiite.

Scottie Pippen Will Crush You

...just in case you forgot.

NOT Top 50 all time??
Buggin.

Tim Tebow Lost One.

It's pretty common for NFL rookies to get hazed, and Tim Tebow is no different. This year veterans decided to a cut rookies' hair and Tebow's is um....shitty. And even as a die-hard LSU fan, I've always been able to stand Tebow. This, my friend, is for you a Coach Ford.
Ownd.

Timmy, THIS is when you cry.
But then again, it kinda has a Tim Tebow/ a Friar Tuck kinda look.


But still....ownd.

Ben Roethlisberger Catches the JEALOUS

Welp, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has laid down the law:

• Four to six game suspension for violating NFL personal conduct policy.
• Steelers reportedly shopping offers for possible trades.
• And he wasn't even charged.

Oh well. I mean, this is pretty much Roethlisberger's third of fourth offense in the past three or four years. After he got off without being charged with a crime, I was almost positive that he'd get a one or two game suspension. Welp, asamp was wrong. This should show that the commish is NOT playing and any and everyone should settle the fuck down behave.

Steelers fans:


The rest of the AFC:


Sorry Steelers.

The Bulls Season Is Making Me Feel Like...

...this:

...or this:

...or this:

The moral of the story is that I'm not happy about the season at this point.

Playoffs please????

COME ON SON!!! Emeka Okafor Edition

HOW did I miss this?? I guess it's safe to say the "Emeka Experiment" hasn't gone too well for the Hornets. I understand that Emeka Okafor has struggled a little bit since his glory days at UConn, but airballing BOTH free throws??? Peep the jealous face:

Come on son.

You Can Find Anything on Craigslist...

Seriously. Take me for example. I found a full Rock Band system complete with a guitar, mic and drums for $50. Hard to beat. Some other things might be a little more weird. Por ejemplo...

Craigslist: To the guy doing my wife at my house

Damn son.
And YES, this was real.

Shit's Disgusting. Come on Bulls...Seriously.

I don't know what to say. Seriously, I'm at a loss for words. And that doesn't happen often. We started the week by losing to the "worst team in NBA history" then follow it up by getting DRUG by the Hawks in Atlanta. This makes no sense. We're the third most valuable team in the league and we're still performing like this. We've actually lost our last four games to the Cavs, Raptors, Nets and Hawks. It's embarrassing, really. So after this week of disappointments, I'm continuing my ongoing push to get Lebron to Chicago next year. Why go to the Knicks?? Don't go to sorry ass New Jersey. Come to the historic Chicago Bulls. I mean, either you or Chris Bosh. #kanyeshrug

Once again...this shit's not gonna cut it.
We play the Warriors tonight and I really can't take a 5^th straight loss.

Seriously.

The Dumb Athlete of the Week Award Goes To...

Carlos Dunlap.

Yes, you, Carlos Dunlap.

You have been awarded the first ever Dumb Athlete of the Week Award for receiving a DUI this morning after being found passed out at a stoplight at the wheel of your Chrysler. Not only were you arrested... but FOUR DAYS before the National SEC Championship?? #comeonson And Carlos, we all know you're not a bum on the field. I mean, you were the Defensive MVP of the National Championship last year! Yikes. The University of Florida hasn't said whether or not you'll be suspended for the game, but it's pretty likely. Not only that, but it also shows poor judgement in the eyes of NFL scouts. You can't be serious, man. I have nothing else to say.

Mr. Dunlap, you, are the Dumb Athlete of the Week.

I've Had Enough. This Really Has to Stop.

I really can't have another sports weekend like this past weekend.

First, LSU goes and loses to Ole Miss. Jealous'd.
Then, the Bears lost to the Eagles in Chicago. Jealous'd².
And then, to round things out, the Bulls go to Portland and get embarrassed by the Blazers. Jealous'd³.

This really can't happen again. I'm tired of looking like this when I watch SportsCenter:
#facepalm x #shitsdisgusting

Yea, I'm Still Salty...LAWRY'S.

This play ended our SEC/National Championship hopes. It was the worst call in COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY. Even the Bama fans watching the game knew the refs blew it. In case you missed it:
I'm not even saying we would have scored after getting the pick, but damn. Can the refs at LEAST get the right call?!

Fucking SEC officials...