Black Friday Football. I Neeeed It.

I know LSU is a long shot for the National Championship. I know this. But there's still games to be played...so you're sayin there's still a chance?????

I mean, it's a long shot but definitely still a possibility. All I need for my Tigers to make it to the big dance are any combination of the following:

• Alabama beat Auburn today.

With all this Cam Newton speculation, not to mention the best current college football coach in Nick Saban and the reigning National Champion at HOME...it's just gonna be too much for AU to keep up with.

• Boise State lose to Nevada tonight.

This is a long shot. A real long shot. But I need it. The only thing going for Nevada is that they're in the Top 20 and playing at home. But they don't really stand a chance.

• Oregon upset by Oregon State Next Weekend

I actually feel like this could happen. I mean, it's a rivalry game that O-State has had on their radar all season. Also, they're obviously gonna play up for it, they have nothing to lose and they'll be at home. I would actually put money on it.

So I know I'm gonna be leaning heavily on the football gods. Again, I know this. But I really feel like this could put us in the National Championship against TCU without even playing in the SEC Championship.

Can you touch that?? CAN YOU TOUCH THAT?!

Black Friday.

I can't think about Black Friday without thinking of this scene from Zack & Miri Make a Porno. Craig Robinson is funny as shit.

Like I said last year, shop all you want just watch for the Gank Move.

Thanksgiving Gets No Realer.

Now, THIS is what Thanksgiving should look like. And ya know daaaat.

Happy Thanksgiving, people.

"....a MUTHAF#$*!N raincoat?!"

Admittedly random, but this is one of my favorite scenes in Boondocks history. Observe.

I gotta get back on my Boondocks shit.

Thanks. UNH.

To everyone who called, texted, tweeted, emailed, facebooked and even MySpaced [even though I wouldn't have received or let alone checked those] to wish me a Happy Birthday, Thank You. I'm not a member of the shotclock era. November 13^th, wuddup???

Shouts to:

• Ron Artest
• Whoopi Goldberg
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Gerard Butler
• Steve Zahn
• Chris Noth
• Neil Flynn, and good ol
• Vinny Testaverde

Thanks again.
Unh.

Curren$y - Michael Knight [Video]

New shit from Spitta. Creative Control hasn't done him wrong up until this point so I guess if it ain't broke...

JETS.

Cudi. Today.

Cop it.
The time is here.

LSU > Bama. As If You Didn't Already Know...

I'm a couple days late due to being busy at work but HOW BOUT THEM TIGERS??? Saturday night in Baton Rouge we were able to knock off our bitter rival the Alabama Crimson Tide 24-21, giving us our marquee win of the year and ruining the Tide's chance to repeat as National Champions. This is pretty much what happened: The play of the game in my opinion was this reverse on 4^th & 1 in the fourth quarter:
Yea u right. Check out the other highlights:
The win puts us at the mercy of Auburn because we need for them to lose twice in order for us to have a shot at the SEC Championship and consequently a shot at the National Championship. It's definitely a long shot but it's also light years away from Les Miles being on the hot seat. Not too bad.

But what might be bad is Les Miles' latest eating habit...eating grass.
Les Miles. A guy who eats grass and occasionally loses track of time.
But hey man, whatever it takes.
Whatever it fucking takes.

Friends With Benefits [Trailer]

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are starring in an upcoming movie that covers something we've all [more or less] come across in our lives, friends with benefits. From the red band trailer it seems pretty dope and I'm finally starting to get convinced about Justin Timberlake being a serious actor. On the other hand, I've been stuck on Mila Kunis ever since I saw her AMAZING scene with Zoe Saldana in After Sex. mmmmMMPH!! Check out the trailer for Friends With Benefits, coming July 22nd:
Yea, I know, July 22^nd is like half a year away but still...I had to tell somebody about it! haha

The Kevin Garnett Situation....Or Lack Thereof.

By now we've all heard Charlie Villanueva's accusations that Kevin Garnett called him a "cancer patient" during a recent Celtics/Pistons game. First off, I don't condone any statements that are insensitive to the struggle that people with cancer go through. I have family members that have struggled with the disease and it's nothing to take lightly. Secondly, Garnett did release a statement saying that his words were twisted and he actually said Villanueva was "cancerous to his team and the league."

Now something just ain't right. I played sports growing up, I've been in the heat of battle and I've even said/done things during the moment but I refuse to believe that KG used the choice of words contained in his statement. Like seriously, it's just not something you would say going up for a rebound. But at the same time, Charlie....COME ON SON. You broke both Man Code and Athlete Code by publicly commenting about something that was or wasn't said during battle. If Garnett did call him a cancer patient, he was undoubtedly wrong, especially with Villanueva's condition but that's something you should really handle with him one-on-one.

This should not have been national news. Period. KG's still my man and we'll probably never know what was/wasn't said.


Sorry for the rant.
But not really.

Obama....What Have You Done Lately???

The recent power shift in the government has Obama critics praising. Of course they're praising, the Republicans now have the House majority and Barack Obama hasn't done ANYTHING in the last two years...or has he?? If you come across one of these anti-Obama characters, please direct them to what is sure to be their new favorite website: whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com. Here, they can find out exactly what the fuck he's done so far. Which has been more than Bush did in eight a lot. Definitely a great website.

Shouts to my man @BouierLeFou for the heads up.



[Previously: State of the Union '10.]

Mac Miller - Trippin' Out

When I came across Mac Miller earlier this year, I was already pretty late. Upon discovery, it didn't take long to notice how young this kid was but it also didn't take long to tell he was dope. He kinda fits in the whole Curren$y/Wiz/Asher Roth mold of weed-smoking fornicators. I know a bunch of people that can relate to that. Check out the latest I've heard from him, Trippin' Out.
Mac Miller – Tripping Out

Download: Mac Miller – Trippin' Out

Gotta get down with Mac Miller.

Shouts to Nah Right for the heads up.


[Previous: Late Pass: Mac Miller is Dope.]

Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On

March 8, 2011.

Lazers finally has a release date. It will be a great day...and that's not just because the 8^th just happens to also be my beautiful mother's birthday. Lupe fans [myself included] have been waiting for this album for literally years. I'm hype. This song is apparently on the album and it features a pretty dope Modest Mouse sample. I think I hear some Miri Ben-Ari in there too.
Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On

Download: The Show Goes On

[Previous: Don't Forget About Lupe's Mixtape Game.]

N.E.R.D. - Hypnotize U [Video]

N.E.R.D. dropped their new album, Nothing yesterday and it. is. DOPE. After being underwhelmed with Hot N' Fun, this new joint is flawless. Check out the new video for Hypnotize U. Pause this shit if you wanna, it's on some ill N.E.R.D. shit.
Kinda makes me wish it was't 35 degrees in DC these days.
Damn Winter.


[Previous: Gucci Mane feat. Pharrell & Nicki Minaj - Haterade]

Where Were We??

The last 6 months have arguably been some of the busiest and most trying, although most successful months of my life. And for that, I'm grateful. A new city, new job, new crib, everything. Totally blessed and really excited with everything. With that being said, it's time to get back to business. The business is blogging and business is....slow. Well it has been. I'm turning it around today. With so many big things going on in my life, it's only right. So, I'm back.

Time to celebrate.
Ariiiiite.