Beer Tracker | Counting Bottle Opener

Oh. My. Damn. I. Want. This. Right. Now.

Why couldn't I think of this?! With this simple electronic can opener, you're able to track the number of beers it opens. So simple, yet so essential. Don't get me wrong, I'm well aware that there's no real need for this—other than possible bragging rights—but I still really want this gadget. And at only $7 bucks a pop, I'm actually going to make that happen. [After Lent, of course.]

Purchase the Beer Tracker Bottle Opener here.

St. Patrick's Day Swag

The day of drinking is finally among us. Go out, drink, be merry. I've even gone through the liberty of supplying you with a list of classic St. Patrick's Day drinks I also included everyone's favorite leprechaun story. You're welcome.


Almost forgot the remix...

Swag.

Black Friday.

I can't think about Black Friday without thinking of this scene from Zack & Miri Make a Porno. Craig Robinson is funny as shit.

Like I said last year, shop all you want just watch for the Gank Move.

Thanksgiving Gets No Realer.

Now, THIS is what Thanksgiving should look like. And ya know daaaat.

Happy Thanksgiving, people.