Whatever You Do, Don't Do This...

I mean, I'm not a disguise-ologist, but these guys definitely aren't either. Apparently, two guys decided to burglarize someone's house and for a disguise they use...permanent black marker???? Damn Fools. [Note: PLEASE click that joint, even if you only see at 3:56]

This close to Halloween and you couldn't find anything better?? You might as well just run in there with no disguise because now how you gonna plead not guity with a face full of Sharpie?? #comeonson.

Now, that's a Got Damn Fool.

This Might Be the Damn JEALOUS. Damn, Kid...

First off, [LATE PASS.] Secondly, say it ain't so.

Christoper "Kid" Reid [of Kid 'N Play] has been reduced to....selling SUITS??? But wait, these ain't no JoS. A. Bank suits, either. They're not Men's Warehouse. They're not even K&G suits! He's selling suits for SW SUITS in CARSON, CALIFORNIA!!!?? Apparently, these suits are perfect for when "you're tryin to take your lady out, tryin to take your mother out" or for when "one of your homeboys gets SHOT." Wow, Kid. I guess he had "things to do" and he "couldn't wear shorts and flip flops."
Damn, Kid. Recession hit you TOO???!!!