So Uh....Basketball Season?

It's been a very [very] tough sports week for me.

First, this happened.

Now, it's looking like we might lose our #1 pro-style Quarterback commit Gunner Kiel to Notre Dame.

LSU football fans can't catch a break. It's definitely time for basketball.

Sigh.....only 228 days until the North Texas game.

Dallas....Cavs?? Really Cleveland???

Aight Cavs fans, we understand you're a little bitter about Lebron but this is too much. Even though I'm still sick that my Bulls aren't in the Finals, this series will be over in no more than 6.

Sorry Dallas.

TOO Funny: Dance Assassin

Why is this so funny?????? I literally laughed out loud the entire time. Just watch:

hahahaha

The Grammys Were Last Night. Ehh...

Whatever. They were cool tolerable, I guess. Nothing super dope like this happened though:

"Wu-Tang is for the children."
Awards Shows are wack.
RIP ODB.

Um, Happy Monday??

Only five days until Friday.

Name Dropping. The Story of The Game's Life

Granted, this is a great song. Classic even. But it's the perfect example of why I can't listen to The Game anymore. All he does is name drop for four minutes straight. Wtf man. I mean, the only thing worse would be name dropping for five minutes. Check out this damn list and let me know if I missed any.

1. Dre (3)
2. Pac
3. Snoop Dogg
4. Stevie Wonder
5. Kanye West
6. Whitney Houston
7. Martin Luther King
8. Aaliyah
9. Left Eye
10. Mya
11. 50
12. Vivica
13. Frankie Beverly
14. Maze
15. Dave Maze
16. Eazy
17. Jam Master Jay
18. Huey Newton
19. Eric Wright
20. Ronald Reagan
21. Mike lim
22. Whoo Kid
23. Clue
24. B.I.G.
25. Marshall Mathers
26. Curtis Jackson
27. Marvin Gaye

Whew. I think that's all of em.

Damn, Game.
If you're gonna name drop, at least do it in a diss.

Scottie Pippen Will Crush You

...just in case you forgot.

NOT Top 50 all time??
Buggin.

Tim Tebow Lost One.

It's pretty common for NFL rookies to get hazed, and Tim Tebow is no different. This year veterans decided to a cut rookies' hair and Tebow's is um....shitty. And even as a die-hard LSU fan, I've always been able to stand Tebow. This, my friend, is for you a Coach Ford.
Ownd.

Timmy, THIS is when you cry.
But then again, it kinda has a Tim Tebow/ a Friar Tuck kinda look.


But still....ownd.

Wizards Get the First Pick. DC is Wallin'

THAT ↑↑ lady is Irene Pollin. That is also her face after her late husband's Washington Wizards secured the #1 pick in the upcoming NBA Draft. It should come as no secret on who I think they should take: John Motherf'ing Wall. It's a no-brainer. You take the guy with the dance every time.
He even had Wilbon and the boys doing it. ↓↓So just like with the Antoine Walker Shimmy Dance, I was forced to post the funniest of the internet's John Wall Photoshopped photos. They are quite hilarious:






Click this one ↓↓
But I guess since the luck was against the New Jersey Nets and they didn't get the first pick, the funniest of all the pictures is this one:
Sorry Jerz.

If John Wall doesn't go #1, something's wrong.

The NBA Playoffs Have Been the Jealous

As much as it pains me to say, I was rooting for Lebron and the Cavs to win the Championship this year after they knocked off my Bulls but ever since they went out, the playoffs have been BORING. Each round I've found myself saying, "Man, this round sucks but next round bout to be dope." I've been disappointed each time. Take these conference semis for example. Going in, I was thinking both the Lakers/Suns and the Magic/Celtics had the chance to be epic...but I was wrong. There were, however, a couple of highlights from last night's game, such as the death of Grant Hill's ankles:
My Response:
And for your gif image pleasure:




Another crazy highlight was Shannon Brown's near epic/fatal posterization of Jason Richardson:

That picture looks Photoshopped like shit....but it's not.

And the last, and possibly funniest image from last night's game was....AC Green??

He had a striking resemblance to this sketch from the Chris Rock Show:

Even though it's only been one game each, I think the Conference Finals are over and we're set for a Lakers/Celtics rematch. I'm sure that will leave Steve Kerr and all the Suns fans feeling like this:

Is it football season yet??????

I'm Back...With a Shocked Phillies Fan

I haven't been blogging much lately due to work, work and oh yeah...work. But I couldn't pass up the chance at posting this. Apparently this 17-year-old Phillies fan thought it would be a good idea to run onto the field during last night's game. It was probably the worst mistake he's ever made. Just look:
Fan Footage:

For some reason, it REALLLLY reminded me of this:
DON'T TAZE ME BROOOOO!!!


I'm back.

Miami Says Nah....They Said Nah.

I couldn't bear to crop this photo.
The Miami Heat were able to avoid being swept by the Boston Celtics by relying on their proven leader, Dwyane Wade. Wade had his best playoff game ever after going off for 46, 5 and 5. But none of his buckets were any bigger than this one:

EGHCK, KG. EGHCK.Good win for the Heat and also [and more importantly] D.Wade's contract for next year. Pay-Per.

Quick NFL Draft Breakdown [First Round]

Cue Lil Wayne's Money On My Mind...
The draft started as predicted with Sam Bradford, Ndamukong Suh and Gerald McCoy going with the first three picks...but then it got a little, eh, weird. I was happy to see Eric Berry go to the Chiefs where he should make an immediate impact with two former LSU standouts in Glenn Dorsey and Tyson Jackson. Who could pass on adding THIS ↓↓ to their defense????
Yea. Dopeness. I was always a fan of Eric Berry over Taylor Mays but I thought it was a slap in the face that Seattle and Pete Carroll chose safety Earl Thomas instead of his former player. I was also surprised he didn't go to one of the four teams [excluding Detroit] to join already elite safeties. Butttt I guess his speed wasn't enough to make him a first-rounder. Oh well. I definitely like the Bills move getting C.J. Spiller with the 9^th pick.
Crazy athlete, should make an immediate impact to an offense that will need it. I'm not gonna lie though, the Tebow pick by Denver was pretty much the strangest of all the picks in the first round. They actually traded UP to make it happen. I guess we'll have to wait to see if this turns out to be one of the biggest flops or steals in draft history.

Other Wins:

• Joe Haden - CB / Cleveland Browns [7th]
• Rolando McClain - LB / Oakland Raiders [8th]
• Jason Pierre-Paul - DE / NY Jets [15th]
• Derrick Morgan - DE / Tennessee Titans [16th]
• Dez Bryant - WR / Dallas Cowboys [24th]

Other WTFs:

• Tyson Alualu - DT / Jacksonville Jaguars [10th]
• Devin McCourty - CB / New England Patriots [27th]
• Kyle Wilson - CB / NY Jets [29th]

Who Knows:

• Tim Tebow - QB/TE/RB/Idk / Denver Broncos [25th]
• Sean Weatherspoon - LB / Atlanta [19th]
• Demaryius Thomas - WR / Denver Broncos [22nd]

Biggest fail thus far has been Jimmy Clausen. Originally thought to be a top 10 pick by even Mel Kiper, he's still undrafted going into day two. Jealous'd. I was never sold on him and apparently neither were most of the NFL teams. Oh well. Maybe THIS ↓↓ picture had something to do with it...?? #cmonson

Pause and/or No homo.

Ben Roethlisberger Catches the JEALOUS

Welp, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has laid down the law:

• Four to six game suspension for violating NFL personal conduct policy.
• Steelers reportedly shopping offers for possible trades.
• And he wasn't even charged.

Oh well. I mean, this is pretty much Roethlisberger's third of fourth offense in the past three or four years. After he got off without being charged with a crime, I was almost positive that he'd get a one or two game suspension. Welp, asamp was wrong. This should show that the commish is NOT playing and any and everyone should settle the fuck down behave.

Steelers fans:


The rest of the AFC:


Sorry Steelers.

The Bulls Season Is Making Me Feel Like...

...this:

...or this:

...or this:

The moral of the story is that I'm not happy about the season at this point.

Playoffs please????

COME ON SON!!! Emeka Okafor Edition

HOW did I miss this?? I guess it's safe to say the "Emeka Experiment" hasn't gone too well for the Hornets. I understand that Emeka Okafor has struggled a little bit since his glory days at UConn, but airballing BOTH free throws??? Peep the jealous face:

Come on son.

Discretion, Greg. Discretion.

Sure, Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy might have just been the starting QB on a National Championship team. And yea, he might be a Rhodes Scholar candidate. But WHY did he think it was cool to pick his nose on National TV?? Camera don't lie, fool.
I'm not saying that I've never picked my nose in public but it's all about DISCRETION.

Shit's Disgusting. Come on Bulls...Seriously.

I don't know what to say. Seriously, I'm at a loss for words. And that doesn't happen often. We started the week by losing to the "worst team in NBA history" then follow it up by getting DRUG by the Hawks in Atlanta. This makes no sense. We're the third most valuable team in the league and we're still performing like this. We've actually lost our last four games to the Cavs, Raptors, Nets and Hawks. It's embarrassing, really. So after this week of disappointments, I'm continuing my ongoing push to get Lebron to Chicago next year. Why go to the Knicks?? Don't go to sorry ass New Jersey. Come to the historic Chicago Bulls. I mean, either you or Chris Bosh. #kanyeshrug

Once again...this shit's not gonna cut it.
We play the Warriors tonight and I really can't take a 5^th straight loss.

Seriously.

The Dumb Athlete of the Week Award Goes To...

Carlos Dunlap.

Yes, you, Carlos Dunlap.

You have been awarded the first ever Dumb Athlete of the Week Award for receiving a DUI this morning after being found passed out at a stoplight at the wheel of your Chrysler. Not only were you arrested... but FOUR DAYS before the National SEC Championship?? #comeonson And Carlos, we all know you're not a bum on the field. I mean, you were the Defensive MVP of the National Championship last year! Yikes. The University of Florida hasn't said whether or not you'll be suspended for the game, but it's pretty likely. Not only that, but it also shows poor judgement in the eyes of NFL scouts. You can't be serious, man. I have nothing else to say.

Mr. Dunlap, you, are the Dumb Athlete of the Week.

I've Had Enough. This Really Has to Stop.

I really can't have another sports weekend like this past weekend.

First, LSU goes and loses to Ole Miss. Jealous'd.
Then, the Bears lost to the Eagles in Chicago. Jealous'd².
And then, to round things out, the Bulls go to Portland and get embarrassed by the Blazers. Jealous'd³.

This really can't happen again. I'm tired of looking like this when I watch SportsCenter:
#facepalm x #shitsdisgusting