What Were Your Parents Thinking???

Dallas Austin.

I know he's a famous music producer and this is random, but his name sucks. Seeing his name yesterday reminded me of the time me and my boy Torrance actually talked about this fact. The convo went a little like this:

Torrance: You know who's name sucks?? Dallas Austin.
Me: Right. Like were his parents obsessed with Texas or some shit??
Torrance: Yea. He probably has a brother named Houston Dallas Austin.
Me: And his full name is Dallas San Antonio Austin.
Torrance: Worst name ever??
Me: Don't forget about Flozell Adams.
Both: Hahahaha.

You might have had to be there in order to laugh at this. But I'm sure Torrance is dying at this shit. But seriously, the name Dallas Austin sucks but at least it's not Flozell. My man @TheThinkStew said Flozell sounds like the name of an inhaler. To me it sounds more like one of those 1970s soul artists on those 20th Century Masters compilations. "Featuring the musical styles of FLOZELLLL ADAMSSSS!!" Their names really do suck.

...I'm just sayin.

Music of the Moment - April 11, 2009

So I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do tonight and my boy Torrance let's me know that I'm missing out by not checking out the new Maybach Music with Ross, Kanye, Wayne and everyone's favorite hookster, T.Pain. As soon as I heard Kayne's verse, I was convinced. 'Ye's lyricism has improved over the years, and this joint is no exception. Wayne didn't even disappoint me on this one, so he's a little bit further from being permanently excommunicated. Check it out though.

Maybach Music 2 - Rick Ross, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and T.Pain. Oww.