Ray Lewis Will Kill You.

...no, that's not a bad joke. He really will kill you.

Arguably one of the best linebackers in NFL history shows Dustin Keller exactly why you never cross the middle when you're playing the Baltimore Ravens.

ZERO. REGARD. FOR. HUMAN. LIFE.

This gives me flashbacks from last year's Ochocinco hit.

Moral of the story: Don't fuck mess with Ray Lewis.

So Jay was on Letterman...

And he was actually funny. Props to Hov for holding his own after the Bill Maher joint wasn't really "on point." It was a good showing for Jay, especially to a crowd that probably knows NOTHING about him. Good shit, Jay. On to the next one. Aughh.


BP3 is still rockin btw.

Glad I Waited...

But the shit wasn't easy.

I was one of the few people I knew that did NOT download Blueprint 3 before it dropped yesterday. And I'm actually glad that I did. The shit rocks. My immediate favorites are A Star is Born with J.Cole, Real As It Gets with Young Jeezy and On to the Next One with Swizz Beatz. [Beat is INSANE.] I would have said Hate with Kanye was my favorite but I heard it before yesterday. All in all, I'm satisfied with the album. Jay's really relying on wit, wordplay and persuasive on this album versus in the past when he was going with just an all-out verbal assault.¹ Pharrell's joint is really good and so is the Cudi joint but I'm still not really digging the Drake feature. Hov should have probably given Drake a verse and the album as well as offered Wale a verse. I feel like the Wale feature was the only real thing missing from the album, but maybe we'll see Jay on Attention Deficit.

We can only hope.

Got a week til Cudi drops and I'm gonna hold off for that one too. Aughh.


[Note: 1: via http://www.telegraph.co.uk]

Don't Hit Me!! Don't Hit Me!!

No real reason to post this other than it's funny as hell. This dude Michael Blackson still has me dyin...even nine years later. "And I don't have no damn cover, kiss my ass. So what?" The funniest part is probably 1:04 and he's not even on-screen. I know you remember this shit.
For some reason, this reminds me of this.
And this.

Definitely no disrespect to Africans. This shit is just funny.

Oww.