Tom Haverford [Aziz Ansari] Food Nicknames Generator

Ever since seeing Aziz Ansari on Human Giant and catching his Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening stand-up, I've been an insanely huge fan. His character on Parks & Recreation, Tom Haverford, is pretty much Parks & Rec's version of Dwight from The Office. One of the best scenes with him was him listing his nicknames for foods. Observe:

Of course, there's a website for this and only this. TomHaverfoods.com is just a food nickname generator that works at the click of a mouse. Early favorites are below. Check it out for yourself though.

Yea, definitely worth about 5 minutes of internet time.

And for the record, that's one hour.

Conan O'Brien Gets the Last Laugh...for REAL.

Sure, Conan O'Brien is getting the short end of the stick from NBC with the whole "Tonight Show timeslot conflict," but he might have gotten the last laugh. [Note: I'm taking a late pass for this because it was from his January 21st episode.] Conan discovered that even though he was leaving the Tonight Show, NBC was still required to fully finance his last episodes. Not only that, but he's also getting $30-40 million from the network to walk away from the show. So you get paid MILLIONS to NOT come to work ANNNND they're gonna pay for everything on your last shows???? What would Conan do?? I'll give you a hint: It's "crazy expensive."

Wasting literally millions of NBC's money while they pay you to do it...?? Gangster.

Conan O'Brien, you sir, have gotten the last laugh.