Drake feat. 2 Chainz, Big Sean and Aziz Ansari - All Me

The first day of August (whew, that’s gonna take some getting used to) brings us All Me, the new track from Drake, 2 Chainz, Big Sean and……Aziz Ansari? Don’t worry, as much as I’d like to hear Aziz (or RAAAAAAAANDY) drop a few bars, only one of his lines from the movie Funny People is sampled here. The other three hold it down, per usual. Drake is giving a us a pretty remarkable lesson in timing by dropping song after song [weeks after Kanye, Cole, Wale and Jay] as we inch closer to September 17th and Nothing Was the Same. Check out All Me:

Speaking of Drake, was that whole album cover situation ever sorted out? God, I sure hope not.

Oh, and here's the sampled clip from Funny People, for all of your Aziz Ansari enjoyment.

Tom Haverford [Aziz Ansari] Food Nicknames Generator

Ever since seeing Aziz Ansari on Human Giant and catching his Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening stand-up, I've been an insanely huge fan. His character on Parks & Recreation, Tom Haverford, is pretty much Parks & Rec's version of Dwight from The Office. One of the best scenes with him was him listing his nicknames for foods. Observe:

Of course, there's a website for this and only this. TomHaverfoods.com is just a food nickname generator that works at the click of a mouse. Early favorites are below. Check it out for yourself though.

Yea, definitely worth about 5 minutes of internet time.

And for the record, that's one hour.

Human Giant: Rollerblading

I'm trying to wait for the day when this isn't funny. That day isn't today.

Aziz is still the man. VMAs on Sunday manggg.

Random NBA Awesomeness: Detlef Schrempf on Parks and Recreation

I have no idea how I missed this. Parks and Rec is a funny ass show.

For the rest of the deleted scenes, go here.

Aziz Ansari is a Hilarious Human Being

I was up on a random night a couple weeks ago at about 1 or 2 am so of course I was on Twitter [because what else would a normal person do at 2 am??] when I realized that me, @JinxTheJerk, @nikkib788, @TwoEZ and @Bouier were all watching the same thing. "Hey Samp, what were you guys watching??" Well, I'm glad you asked. We were all viewing history in the making as Comedy Central was airing the unedited Secret Stash edition of Aziz Ansari's stand-up Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening. Needless to say, it was funny as hell and deemed as an "instant classic." No, seriously. The audio version of the routine was release on January 19th and is definitely worth the listen. But just in case you don't believe me, below is his bit on Cold Stone Creamery [which we all know is crazy] and also parts of interviews from Letterman and Kimmel in which he discusses R.Kelly and Kanye West, respectively. Enjoy.

Aziz on Cold Stone Creamery // Intimate Moments...


Aziz on R.Kelly // Jimmy Kimmel


Aziz on Kanye West and Jay-Z // David Letterman


Yea, try not to laugh.