Action Bronson - Strictly 4 My Jeeps [Video]

Bronson + Goldwatch. Epic combination.

At this point, what shouldn't we expect from these two? This video features a large rapper, large cars and....a few very large women. And some bad ones, too. And of course it's hilarious.
Bronson and Harry Fraud are set to drop the joint album Saab Stories this June.

Aziz Ansari is a Hilarious Human Being

I was up on a random night a couple weeks ago at about 1 or 2 am so of course I was on Twitter [because what else would a normal person do at 2 am??] when I realized that me, @JinxTheJerk, @nikkib788, @TwoEZ and @Bouier were all watching the same thing. "Hey Samp, what were you guys watching??" Well, I'm glad you asked. We were all viewing history in the making as Comedy Central was airing the unedited Secret Stash edition of Aziz Ansari's stand-up Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening. Needless to say, it was funny as hell and deemed as an "instant classic." No, seriously. The audio version of the routine was release on January 19th and is definitely worth the listen. But just in case you don't believe me, below is his bit on Cold Stone Creamery [which we all know is crazy] and also parts of interviews from Letterman and Kimmel in which he discusses R.Kelly and Kanye West, respectively. Enjoy.

Aziz on Cold Stone Creamery // Intimate Moments...


Aziz on R.Kelly // Jimmy Kimmel


Aziz on Kanye West and Jay-Z // David Letterman


Yea, try not to laugh.

Conan O'Brien Gets the Last Laugh...for REAL.

Sure, Conan O'Brien is getting the short end of the stick from NBC with the whole "Tonight Show timeslot conflict," but he might have gotten the last laugh. [Note: I'm taking a late pass for this because it was from his January 21st episode.] Conan discovered that even though he was leaving the Tonight Show, NBC was still required to fully finance his last episodes. Not only that, but he's also getting $30-40 million from the network to walk away from the show. So you get paid MILLIONS to NOT come to work ANNNND they're gonna pay for everything on your last shows???? What would Conan do?? I'll give you a hint: It's "crazy expensive."

Wasting literally millions of NBC's money while they pay you to do it...?? Gangster.

Conan O'Brien, you sir, have gotten the last laugh.

Saw a "Freedom Isn't Free" Bumper Sticker Today. You Already Know What I Thought Of.

None other than the nationalistic country song Freedom Isn't Free from the hilarious movie Team America: World Police. It's from the creators of South Park, so you know I had to check it out back when it came out. It's a pretty funny movie and if you've seen it would would have to agree. If you haven't already seen it, well honestly, I question your commitment to FREEDOM. Check it out:
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