Inside Mark Jackson’s Job Interview

This is why Trey Kerby is the funniest NBA writer alive. I saw this last night on The Basketball Jones and it was far too funny not to share. We all know that Mark Jackson has recently been hired as the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors. We also know that he has a number of sayings, some funny and some....not so funny. [Ex. "Are You Kidding Me?", "You're Better Than That.", "Mama there goes that man!", "Hand Down, Man Down."] Well, Trey basically wrote the play-by-play of how he imagined Mark Jackson's interview went. It's beyond perfect.

Joe Lacob, Warriors owner: Hi, Mark. We’re really glad you’re able to meet with us today.

Mark Jackson: Are you kidding me?

Jerry West, consultant: OK, so let’s get in to some Xs and Os. We’re kind of notorious for our poor defense. How would you change that?

MJ: Hand down, man down.

JL: Excuse me?

MJ: Hand down, man down.

JL: So … you’d tell the team to keep their hands down?

MJ: You’re better than that.

JW: You’d tell them to keep them up?

MJ: Mama, there goes that man. (points at West and winks)

JW: What?

MJ: Are you kidding me?

JW: No, I’m serious. What about my mama? (raises fist)

MJ: Calm down, palm down...

You can read this web gem in its entirety at TheBasketballJones.com.

I would highly recommend it.


Oh yea, and this. [Thanks @fivefifths.]

To Those Who Care, The Warriors Got a New Court...

I'm a long way from considering myself one of the Golden State Warriors' seven remaining fans, [no disrespect G] but I do like any and all things basketball. With that being said, the Warriors introduced their new court last night after the draft. I'm not even sure why this interested me. Maybe because it might lead to a new logo/jersey/color combo to go along with the arguably the dopest throwbacks in the league. I'm not really sure. All I know is, the Warriors are really only about a player or two....or three away from really contending out West. Steph Curry, Monta Ellis, Anthony Randolph and now Ekpe Udoh...great way to start. If they can ship Radmanovic or Charlie Bell for a big time player, watch out Western Conference.

...yea, I'm not even sure I believe that. But here's the court:

Not sure why it matters, but there it is.


Draft Breakdown; What are the Bulls doing...coming soon.